NOVEMBER SINGLES EVENTS

All Singles Tai Chi Class

Mondays, 7 - 8:30 pm, except for the Monday holidays

Tai Chi school, 2160 S. Holly St., # 9, next to Busy Bee engraving

Too much stress? Want to tone up? Well then come and join us for fun and fitness.

Cost: $5.00 per person, per visit, there are no contracts or uniforms.
Info: call instructor Leigh at 303-399-0692 x 123 (work #).

Handel's Messiah

Handel's Messiah
Sunday December 4th at the 8:15 am and 9:30 Service .
Community Rehersals November 30 th from 7:00-8:30 p.m. and Saturday December 3rd from 9:00-11:00 am In the sanctuary of PUMC. Anyone whether a church member, Parker resident, newcomer.. all are welcome to be part of the community chorus. The event normally has approximately 80 singers inclusing soloists, and a full orchestra that has already been chosen.

For a map to the church for rehersal and performance times please see the Parker United Methodist's Website.

Joke for the day!

THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have good paying jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have good paying jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"

And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have good paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!", exclaims the woman. "Very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!"

And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.

OCTOBER SINGLES EVENTS

Comedy for a Cause - We could use Two Volunteers to arrive at 7pm to help at the door. Please call Greg at (303) 765-2820 to volunteer or email gregw@intelligentdating.net.

We will have Four Professional Comedians donating their best jokes for Salvation Army Hurricane Relief! We will have table reserved for the Front Range Club. Since we are the primary sponsoring organization we should try to have a big turnout.

Tuesday Oct. 4th - Comedy for a Cause
Monday Oct. 10th - Columbus Day Hike - Mt. Carpenter
Saturday Oct. 22nd - Harvest Moon Ball - Save $10 - buy advanced tickets!

Comedy for a Cause
A Benefit for Hurricane Katrina Victims at Wit's End Comedy Club
Presented by Denver Singles For A Cause

Tuesday, October 4th, 7:00 - 10:00 pm
Wit's End Comedy Club - 8861 Harlan, Westminster Colorado

7:00 - 7:45 - Social Hour
7:45 - Showtime
Emcee - Nick Janecky
Featured Acts - Ron Furgeson & Jedd Hafer
8:45 - 9:15 - Social Break
9:20 -10:00 - Headline Act
Vilmos "The Mad Hungarian"

Laughter is the best medicine! Join us as we help heal the wounds inflicted by Hurricane Katrina. Have fun and meet friendly singles from over 20 Denver Colorado area singles groups. We will be entertained by four professional comedians who will be donating their services and giving their best jokes.

Our Headline Act:
Vilmos - "The Mad Hungarian"
Vilmos is creator and narrator of the Hungarian HelpLine a syndicated comedy radio spot. His Catholic education and Midwestern upbringing give him a twisted view on life (this seems to happen to so many of us Catholics from the midwest). Covering everything from weddings to prisons his unique brand of comedy leaves audiences wondering, “How did he think of that!”

Featured Act - Ron Furgeson
Ron Ferguson has earned his dues working all over the west and mid-west of America. Ron's humor is based in part on his upbringing in a multi-racial home. His Hispanic heritage is dissected and put under a microscope but with the flair of a proud, albeit absurd, comical view.

Featured Act - Jedd Hafer
Jedd is director at The Children's Ark in Colorado Springs, Colorado, a home for troubled teens. When he is not working his "paying" gig, he travels the country as a standup and learns humility. He co-wrote the hilarious book "Snickers from the Front Pew: Confessions of Two Preacher's Kids.

Your $10 donation at the door will go entirely to Salvation Army Hurricane Relief.

Map to Wit's End, click here

Directions: From Hwy 36 (Boulder Turnpike) take the Sheridan Exit, go South one block to 88th Ave., which runs along the south side of the Westminster Mall.

Go West (Right) on 88th Ave. one third of a mile to Harlan, turn North (right) on Harlan, Wit's End is in the middle of the strip mall on the West (left) side of Harlan.


Columbus Day Carpenter Peak Hike
Roxborough State Park - Douglas County, Colorado

Monday, October 10th, 9:00 am
Meet in the Visitors Center, look for Greg with a bright yellow sign

Enjoy a moderately strenuous 6 mile hike to the top of Carpenter Peak. This hike will have an el lavation gain of 1,000 feet. We will be rewarded with stunning views of the South Platte Valley, Douglas county and Denver. If the weather is bad we will take a lower trail in the park.

Roxborough State Park park is a favorite for nature lovers and birders. Sorry, no dogs on this hike.

Cost: $5 park admission per vehicle.

RSVP by Sunday, Oct. 9th - Call (303) 765-2820 or email gregw@intelligentdating.net

Directions: from C-470 and Wadsworth, go South on Wadsworth 2 miles to Waterton Rd. Go East (left) on Waterton Rd. 1.8 miles to Rampart Range Rd., turn south (right) on rampart Range Rd. and go 2 miles to Roxbourgh Park Rd., turn East (left) and go 100 yds. to the park entrance. we will meet at the visitor center.

2005 Harvest Moon Ball
Hosted by Marty Pickert & Susan Martin

Saturday October 22nd, from 7:00 to midnight.
Donald R. Seawell Grand Ballroom, Denver Performing Arts Complex.

Save $10 - buy advanced tickets!
Please click here for PDF flyer with order form

This year's Black Tie Singles Ball (ages 38 and over) will be more elegant and larger than ever! - as we have rented the Donald R. Seawell Grand Ballroom, downtown at the Denver Performing Arts Complex. The Arts Complex is located at 14th and Curtis. The Grand Ballroom is located within the Helen Bonfil's Theatre Complex next to Boettcher Hall.

We have a capacity for 800 guests (400 women, 400 men) and will keep the ratio even! We are asking that each woman invite at least one or more male "friends" to attend if possible :), in order to bring in new single men each year. Thank you ladies!

Tickets cost $45.00 - or $55.00 at the door. Included are: two complimentary bar drinks per person; complimentary champagne punch all evening - plus a cash bar; hors d'oeuvres buffet; door prizes; coat check; & a LARGER DANCE FLOOR this year!!! If you have never been to the breathtakingly beautiful Donald R. Seawell Grand Ballroom, you are in for quite a treat!

We accept checks and cash only (no charge cards). Checks to be made out to Marty Pickert - But then mailed to: Susan Martin, 4893 Tarcoola Lane, Highlands Ranch, CO. 80130. Please put your name, address, and gender on your check. Please note that your name will be on the guest list the night of the dance - as we do not mail you a ticket.