Man Woman Jokes

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know You've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and will help to populate the Earth."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But, you can only have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

Front Range Club / Intelligent Dating Network Events

Front Range Club / Intelligent Dating Network Events

Free Comedy at Wit's End Comedy Club - Wednesday, Mar. 1st
Live Rock N' Roll Dance - Saturday, Mar. 11th
Appetizer / Wine Tasting Party - Saturday, Apr. 1st

Free Comedy at Wit's End Comedy Club

Wednesday, March 1st
Social Hour: 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Show: 8:00 - 10:00pm

Wit's End Comedy Club - 8861 Harlan, Westminster Colorado
Directions & map below

Headline Act: Gary Wilson
featured Performer: Troy Conrad
MC: TBA

Enjoy a great show with three professional comedians for free!!!

Plus come early for our social hour!

For free admittance you must tell the door person that you are with the Front Range club, you will be directed to our section.

Gary Wilson is one of the most twisted comics working today. Gary recently returned from Hollywood where he built a successful career as a comedy writer for television. He wrote for "Cow & Chicken" for Hanna Barbara. "The Brothers Garcia" for Nickelodeon and recently created and produced the hit show "Inside Joke" for SiTV.

This show may include objectionable material, comedy clubs are not a safe place for the easily offended.

RSVP & info: Please RSVP by Tuesday, Feb. 28th:
Please call or email:
(303) 765-2820
gregw@intelligentdatingdenver.net
www. IntelligentDatingDenver.Net

Directions: From Hwy 36 (Boulder Turnpike) take the Sheridan Exit, go South one block to 88th Ave., which runs along the south side of the Westminster Mall.

Go West (Right) on 88th Ave. one third of a mile to Harlan, turn North (right) on Harlan, Wit's End is in the middle of the strip mall on the West (left) side of Harlan.




Step Up Let's Dance
Live Rock N' Roll Dance

We will have a large table reserved for the Front Range Club

Saturday, March 11th, 7pm

2475 West 26th Ave., Denver Colorado, Directions & map below

Dance warm-up (free dance lesson) with Maryann* from 7:00 - 8:00pm
MaryAnn also teaches private lessons
Dance to Groovin On (live six piece Rock N’ Roll band) from 8:00 - 11:00pm

Delicious desserts and decaf coffee · Full Bar Available

Dressy Attire, Non-Smoking Environment

Admission $12 - MasterCard, Visa, American Express, Discover, Diners Club & personal checks accepted.

RSVP requested but not required,
gregw@intelligentdating.net
(303) 765-2820

10% goes to Laradon Hall Society - Colorado Elk’s Association Inc.

Directions: Join in the fun at 2475 West 26th Avenue.
From the South: take the Speer Blvd. North exit (exit 212B) from I-25.
Turn left on Zuni (Zuni curves West and becomes 26th St.). Go to the corner of26th and Alcott and park. (Park inside the fenced lot on the southwest corner of 26th & Alcott street.)

IMPORTANT: Enter the North door from the West side of the building. Please do not park in the east lot of the Elks Lodge. Look for the Singles Dance banner and security guard. Park on street or in the lot.




Appetizer / Wine Tasting Party

Front Range Club, Summit Seekers & the Sierra Club
hosted by Randy Schoonover

Saturday, April 1st, 7:00 pm

Private Residence, Denver Colorado, Directions given upon RSVP

Have Fun and meet new friends at a big house party! Our host, longtime FRC member Randy Schoonover, has hosted several of our best parties. This party should be exceptional as singles from Summit Seekers & the Sierra Club have also been invited. We expect over 100 friendly people.

What to bring: Bring an appetizer (something better than just chips & dip); wine (or beer, if you don't like wine) and a swimsuit and towel if you think you might like to use the hot tub.

RSVP required: Space is limited, Please RSVP by Friday, March 31st
gregw@intelligentdating.net
or call (303) 765-2820

As always we ask that any smoking be done outside (away from the hot tub).