Blind Date Horror Stories? Funny Dating Stories?

Tell your stories here!.... Am I the only one that's managed to meet the guys that are SO far from ready to date that it's pathetic??

How about the guys who say they are divorced.. but they are still married, and even sleeping in the same bed with their wife... they are just unhappy, and want a divorce.. I let them know that's called an unhappy marraige.. not divorced!!!

Anyone else run into these guys?

How about you guys, I heard from one of my blind dates that he met a woman on the first date that was 8 months pregnant... Can you top that story?? Lets here you stories of love and devastation here!

Venting is good for the soul......

Just hit the reply button at the bottom of this article.

Relationship Success Workshops

Relationship Success Workshops for Spiritual Singles presents its SPRING Schedule

1-Day LETTING GO - (Sat., Apr. 1st, 9:30 am-4:30 pm - At the office of Primary Objectives, 1715 Wazee St., Denver--LoDo area) This is a healing workshop for singles who have ended a relationship within the past few years and want to get closure so they can enter a new relationship with a clean, pure heart.
TOPICS: 1) Healthy Good-byes, 2) Emotional Wounds, and 3) Blocks to Intimacy. FEE: $40/Prepaid by Mar. 27; $45/After Mar. 27. GROUP SIZE: 6 Men/6 Women
CREATING HEALTHY LOVE - (Tuesdays, Apr. 18-June 6, 7:00-9:15 pm - Private Residence in Parker, near Parker Rd. & Mainstreet) This is an 8-Wk. workshop that helps singles prepare for dating and lasting love.
TOPICS: 1) Love Needs/Identities, 2) Body Language, 3) Chemistry of Attraction, 4) Friendship or Romance, 5) Dating & Warning Flags, 6) Gentle Communication I & II, 7) Commitment.
FEE: $90/Prepaid in full by Apr. 12; $97/After Apr. 12--can be pd. in 2 installments of $48.50 ea. GROUP SIZE: 4 Men/4 Women
These educational workshops are for singles who don't want t o be single and alone for the rest of their lives. In a safe, cozy home atmosphere, you have the opportunity to "practice" relationship skills with other singles who have the same personal-growth attitude. The fun, interactive format includes group discussions, visual aids, games, humor, music and brief passages of scripture. These Christian-based workshops are open to singles of all ages and faiths who believe in a higher power.


"If two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken." Ecclesiastes 4:11-12

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous..................................Slept with everyone
Athletic..........................................No boobs
Average looking.............................Ugly
Beautiful.........................................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.........................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit.......................................Junkie
Friendship first................................Former slut
Fun................................................Annoying
New-Age......................................Body hair in the wrong
places
Old-fashioned.................................. No BJs
Open-minded................................. Desperate
Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional.................................... Bitch
Voluptuous.................................... Very Fat
Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................................ Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Relationship Success Workshops for Spiritual Singles

Hello Everyone!

I will be taking registrations for the following workshops at my booth at the Rocky Mountain Singles Summit this Saturday (5:30pm-10:00pm). If you are interested in attending one of these, let me know right away as I expect the spaces to fill quickly! (If you are attending the Summit, I will be offering an extra discount to those who sign-up & prepay that night: $35 for Letting Go; $87 for Creating Healthy Love)

Relationship Success Workshops for Spiritual Singles presents its SPRING Schedule

1-Day LETTING GO - (Sat., Apr. 1st, 9:30 am-4:30 pm - At the office of Primary Objectives, 1715 Wazee St., Denver--LoDo area) This is a healing workshop for singles who have ended a relationship within the past few years and want to get closure so they can enter a new relationship with a clean, pure heart.
TOPICS: 1) Healthy Good-byes, 2) Emotional Wounds, and 3) Blocks to Intimacy. FEE: $40/Prepaid by Mar. 27; $45/After Mar. 27. GROUP SIZE: 6 Men/6 Women
CREATING HEALTHY LOVE - (Tuesdays, Apr. 18-June 6, 7:00-9:15 pm - Private Residence in Parker, near Parker Rd. & Mainstreet) This is an 8-Wk. workshop that helps singles prepare for dating and lasting love.
TOPICS: 1) Love Needs/Identities, 2) Body Language, 3) Chemistry of Attraction, 4) Friendship or Romance, 5) Dating & Warning Flags, 6) Gentle Communication I & II, 7) Commitment.
FEE: $90/Prepaid in full by Apr. 12; $97/After Apr. 12--can be pd. in 2 installments of $48.50 ea. GROUP SIZE: 4 Men/4 Women
These educational workshops are for singles who don't want t o be single and alone for the rest of their lives. In a safe, cozy home atmosphere, you have the opportunity to "practice" relationship skills with other singles who have the same personal-growth attitude. The fun, interactive format includes group discussions, visual aids, games, humor, music and brief passages of scripture. These Christian-based workshops are open to singles of all ages and faiths who believe in a higher power.


"If two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickl y broken." Ecclesiastes 4:11-12

A Testimonial from a happy, satisfied, newly married 'graduate':
"I wouldn't have recognized my husband, been attracted to him and him to me, if it hadn't been for you, your classes and the people attending the classes!" -Marcia

Melody Ellenberger
Certified Training Specialist
www.SinglesWorkshops.com
303.750.2208

Highlands Ranch Colorado Singles Party

Highland Ranch Singles Party

First & Third Thursday of each month - 6:30 PM - 8:30 PM

On the Border Mexican Grill & Cantina, 8555 South Quebec St. Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Cost: Ladies Free, Men $1

The Highlands Ranch Singles meet every 1st and 3rd Thursdays of the month at On the Border Restaurant, southwest side of the intersection of Quebec and C-470. You can learn about additional Highlands Ranch Singles activities at these meetings.

Directions: From I-25, Southbound
Take County Line Rd., keep right at the fork in the ramp and merge onto County Line Rd., turn South (left) onto Quebec, then turn West (right) on to Park Meadows Dr. On the Border is stuck in the NW corner of the parking lot.

SingleSense Seminar

SingleSense Seminar

First three Wednesdays of each month 7:00pm - 8:30pm

Calvary Baptist Church - Hampden & Monaco, Map below

If you are looking for an opportunity to grow personally and develop healthy relationships, there is a place for you. SingleSense provides seminars, workshops, recreational events and community service and networking opportunities. Wednesday evening seminars are held the first three weeks of each month, 7-8:30 pm. Divorce Recovery workshops are held at various times throughout the year. SingleSense is a 35-plus age group.

Calvary Baptist is located at the NE corner of Hampden and Monaco, 2 blocks east of I-25. in Denve Colorado

Info: www.calvarydenver.org/singles or Warren Risch, 303.757.8421, ext. 239.

Singles Ministry in Englewood Colorado

Englewood, Colorado (CO) (Denver area)

Name: Singles Ministry http://www.coloradocommunity.org/Englewood/ministries_singles.htm
Sponsored by: Colorado Community Church http://www.coloradocommunity.org
Location: 3651 S. Colorado Blvd., Englewood, Colorado (CO) 80110
Day and time of main meeting: Wake Up Call, Ages 20s-30s, Sundays, 9:30am
Day and time of main meeting: Colorado Christian Singles, Ages 30+, Sundays, 11:00am
Day and time of main meeting: Anchor, Ages 20s-30s
Contact (Wake Up Call): Alex Thomas 303.204.7135
Contact (Colorado Christian Singles): Eileen 303-300-3953
Contact (Anchor): Tim 720-941-4053 email (Anchor): anchorontheweb@hotmail.com
Church phone: 303-783-3838 Fax: 303-788-0100 email: ccc@coloradocommunity.org

Highlands Ranch Colorado Singles Group

Highlands Ranch, Colorado (CO)

Name: Singles (Singles: Ages 30-60; 60+; Young Adults: 18-30)
Sponsored by: Cherry Hills Community Church
Location: 3900 E. Grace Blvd., Highlands Ranch, Colorado (CO)
Contact (church): 303-791-4100
Day and time of main meeting: Sundays, 10:30–11:45 a.m. in the Ministry center gym--room 190
Contact (CROSSINGS): 303-325-8480 / email: singles@chcc.org
Day and time of main meeting: Sundays, 7:00-8:30 p.m. in room 173. Childcare is available.
Contact (The BLEND): Trent Ballard, 303-325-8217 / email: theblend@chcc.org
SINGLES INFO-LINE: 303-791-4500 ext. 555

Appetizer / Wine Tasting Party

Appetizer / Wine Tasting Party

Front Range Club, Summit Seekers & the Sierra Club
hosted by Randy Schoonover

Saturday, April 1st, 7:00 pm

Private Residence, Denver Colorado, Directions given upon RSVP

Have Fun and meet new friends at a big house party! Our host Randy Schoonover always has the best parties. This party should be exceptional with singles from various singles groups, plus it will be promoted on several other sites. We expect over 100 friendly people.

What to bring: Bring an appetizer (something better than just chips & dip); wine (or beer, if you don't like wine) and a swimsuit and towel if you think you might like to use the hot tub.

RSVP required: Space is limited, Please RSVP by Friday, March 31st
gregw@singlesnews.net
or call (303) 765-2820

As always we ask that any smoking be done outside (away from the hot tub).

Workshop: They Are Just NOT That Into You!

Workshop: They Are Just NOT That Into You!
Why You Put Up With Bad Behavior and How To Never Tolerate It Again.

Leader: Jennifer Oikle, Ph.D., Coupling Connection: Relationship Coach and Psychologist

Sunday, February 12, 2006; 3-6 pm
Wednesday, March 22, 2006; 6:30-9:30 pm

Tired of wasting time in bad relationships? Fed up with feeling hurt, rejected, or lonely? Know you deserve better but just can’t seem to move on? Find yourself repeating the same relationship mistakes over and over again? You are not alone!

Come learn about the early warning signs of an unrewarding partnership and the two major reasons people get stuck in dissatisfying relationships. Armed with this insight, learn how to avoid getting sucked into negative patterns and become empowered to find the partner you deserve!

Location: Workshop offered through Singles University, Denver, CO.

For more info or to enroll see: www.couplingconnection.com

Email: couplingconnection@yahoo.com

Cost: $29

Spiritual Discussion - St. Thomas More Singles

Spiritual Discussion - St. Thomas More Singles

Saturdays, 6:30 - 8:00 pm

St Thomas More Catholic Church, in the Mission Room at the church
8035 S. Quebec, Englewood just north of County line rd.

An engaging spiritual discussion followed by a social at a nearby restaurant. Age range 35-55. No dues

Info: StThomasMore.org or Shelly, 720 231-8253

Up the Creek Ski & Rec Club - Happy Hours

Up the Creek Ski & Rec Club - Happy Hours

Most Fridays, usually starts about 5pm. Various locations in the Denver Colorado metro area.

Fri, Jan 20, 2006 - Lucky Stike Lanes at Belmar
415 S. Teller St. Lakewood, Colorado, near wadsworth 7 Alameda. (303) 935-5793
Happy hour until 7:00. $3.50 house wine; $2.75 well, $2.50 drafts; food specials. Unable to reserve tables so whoever gets there first save some seats.

Fri, Jan 27, 2006 - Cherry Street Bar
An exceptionally fun, Super Happy Hour!!!
4501 E Virginia (at Cherry) 394-1403

This promises to be a very special event since we’re expecting over 100 people from all over the Denver-Metro area. A DJ who loves taking requests will start at 5:00pm.

Be sure to make plans to join us for this super happy hour. Mix, mingle & meet people from numerous skiing & singles clubs, including the Front Range Club, in the Denver Metro area.

Cost: The price of your drinks. The Cherry Street Bar offers some great features & specials such as:
Your 1st two drinks will only cost you 10 cents
Buffalo wings only cost 30 cents each
$1.00 draft beer
A non-smoking main floor (where we’ll be located)
Smoking available on the 2nd floor & patio
Large, really cool lighted dance floor

Singles Happy Hour at Milo's

Singles Happy Hour at Milo's

Spread the Word Network

Friday, March 10, 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm

Every 2nd and 4th Friday, Mar 10th & 24th, Apr 14th & 28th, May 12th

Milo's: 6495 E. Evans Ave Denver, Colorado (303) 691-3391

Meet us at Milo's Sports Bar from 5 to 7pm Every 2nd & 4th Friday for Happy Hour

40+ Singles are Welcome

Enjoy their FREE buffet and discounted drinks from 5-7pm (2 Drink Minimum)

Look for the "S" centerpiece in the table representing our Singles Group at Spread the Word Network.

In the Winter, we will be inside the sports bar closer to the buffet table.

Casual Attire

Directions:
From I-25 going north
Go West on Hampden
Left or North on Monaco
Milo's is on the N/W corner of Evans and Monaco

From Aurora
Going West on Iliff, turns into Evans
Milo's is on the N/W corner of Evans and Monaco

From I-25 going South
Take EXIT 204
Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto S COLORADO BLVD
Turn LEFT onto E EVANS AV
Milo's is on the N/W corner of Evans and Monaco

Friday Night Live

It’s Friday Night Live!
Introducing FNL --- the new Singles Group at Christ's Church

Friday, March 3rd 7:00 p.m.

Camden Highlands Ridge Clubhouse
9602 Teal Ridge Court, Highlands Ranch, Colorado

... Are you going through struggles that call for serious backup?

... Do you think most groups feel too old, too young or too boring?

… Are you ready for friendships to fill the gap?

Begin building/expanding your friend network and start having fun again.
Experience the power of great friendships.

Join us March 3rd 7:00 p.m. at the Camden Highlands Ridge Clubhouse (9602 Teal Ridge Court) to help pioneer this new adventure.

Monthly meetings will be held the first Friday night of each month.

Bring your ideas, a fattening dessert and even your kids. For additional information, please contact 303 791-8184

Friday Night Live! is a new singles group from Christ’s Church which meets for the purpose of forming friendships to support and encourage. Learn how to be a whole person, not just a better half. Together we will custom fit this group to meet your needs. Be a part of this great friend network as we share lessons we have learned, mistakes we have made, along with fun outings, concerts, projects and good conversation.

No outlines to follow, no books to read, just a great bunch of friends to lean on. Kids are welcome!

info: Plase call 303 791-8184

Meeting 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. the first Friday of each month at the Camden Highlands Ridge Clubhouse, 9602 Teal Ridge Court, Highlands Ranch, Colorado. Enter off of University onto Teal Ridge (next to Ace Hardware).